Take Over This Blog!

I’ve sent out some emails asking specific people to guest blog in February, but I’m opening it up to anyone who is interested. It’s a great way to get your feet wet blogging, build publishing credentials, and have your voice reach people far and wide (Guam! Guam! Guam!). If you’re interested (you can even do it anonymously!) send me an email at sarahinsmalldoses@gmail.com, drop a line in the comments, or contact me some other way and we’ll talk.

As an early Christmas, very late Hanukkah gift, I’ve collected more Spam for your reading pleasure. They are as-found unless noted. Enjoy!  -Sarah

This was taken on a trip to New York four (!) years ago. It's probably time for another trip...

This was taken on a trip to New York four (!) years ago. It’s probably time for another trip…

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Apparently, I’m very popular with NFL jersey sites, which makes me wonder what search terms they’re using…I’m also very popular with Canadians. Or Canadian geese.

I appreciate your attention to language misuse, and I think you made your point without disrespecting the author. Posted on Grey Dress and Cupcakes by canada goose.se udsalg. I wonder if the author of this comment is referring to my allegiance to the UK spelling of grey…

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And three from “different” people who have very similar writing:

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In my email Spam folder:

Earn Your Degree from a University That’s Earned Its Reputation sent by Florida Tech University Online…an institution I’ve never heard of. Hmmmm…

Girl having no husband has a desire (that’s the address) sent me an email with the subject line: Girl having no husband has a hope to infallible cowboy and receive every pleasure with him. The message preview said: Forlorn young female longs to be just for a real man and enjoy all kinds of fun with him. young lady went as companion to a married lady who died soon afterwards, and that she married the husband, and had one of  the finest little boys that the medical man had ever seen–all within eighteen months?’ Kate  Jasmin

Girl having no mate hopes (again, that’s the address) sent me an email with the subject line: Young female without a mate would like to be extremely naughty for a guy and enjoy simple life with him. The message preview said: I have a will to be introduced to a lad and enjoy love and passion together.  do but much; had the sometimes the at theatre who selected of to and speechless who wore smart and arm-in-arm a lady petticoats,–and  did with that in pit been ‘Bravo!’ the was was papa, whom persons that he  Cristal

Cute sporty female would like sent me an email with the subject: I dream to be the soul of a lad and savor every moment with him.

Girl having no sweetheart craves and Attractive slender baby dreams sent me emails Inciting dating for successful men adoring luscious lassies and Lonely young female has a desire to be a real woman for a lad. I really want someone to turn these into short stories. I also really want people to stop sending me SPAM and viruses that prey on the lovelorn and lonely. It’s just mean.

May your days be Merry and Bright and may all your inboxes be SPAM-free. Have a great Christmas! Check back next week for my 100th post!

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