Take Over This Blog!
I’ve sent out some emails asking specific people to guest blog in February, but I’m opening it up to anyone who is interested. It’s a great way to get your feet wet blogging, build publishing credentials, and have your voice reach people far and wide (Guam! Guam! Guam!). If you’re interested (you can even do it anonymously!) send me an email at email@example.com, drop a line in the comments, or contact me some other way and we’ll talk.
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May your days be Merry and Bright and may all your inboxes be SPAM-free. Have a great Christmas! Check back next week for my 100th post!